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Sunday, September 13, 2015

College Football

Dis ez so ez for a ccat liek me with fast reflexes, i jus hurdle dees fools. dees meat heads got nothing on the kool kat!

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Presidential Campagin 2016

me fellow felines and americans. dis is my most important message to evryone , plz vote and subscrube to koolkatzblog and i promees to improv de life of all felines, no mattur der fur or der prefurence in kibble. and to de non katz out there, i promees to geev u all free aend breathable air for de rest ove ur lyfe. deez other candidates r nothing. i am dee only choice!

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Angkor Wat

dis is a peec of me in Angkor Wat. i em jus ur avurege Amurican tourist enjoying beuaitful Cambodia. suosday bong frends.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Ant Man

me and ant man ar part ners in cryme! we will conquer all pplz no matter their size becuz whet we lack in size we mek up in koolnes.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Home Run Derby

cra cra cra! i ripped det  ball so far eet screeemed outsied the park! 490feet of ball soreing thru the sky! good theng i werk out me biceps sew much!

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Minions

banana! wee doo bee waa daa!ta tot cats blog tis ta best! traigo ba kapee using http://minionstranslator.com!

Monday, July 6, 2015

Shark Week

4 me, every week is shark week! but now dat the shark week cson haz truly begined i am so happy! i don't evun miend getting eaten by a gr8 white or the Megaladon himself, al i care abowt is thet the sharks r well fed.

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Hotdog Eating Contest

he deed it! de kool kat of Coney Island haz dun it! he haz won the Nathan's Hotdog Eating Contest! he ate 74 hot dogs to ween!

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Canada Day!

oh boi! i luv me sum canada! from de beutiful maple leafves and the delectable maple sirrup, eet is the best plaece to vacashun or just say hi to sum mooses and frendly Canadians!




Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Parachuting in Greece!

weeeee! dis is so fun! i luv parachuting, espeshully in Greece! i don't rly need one tho bcuz i always land on my feet! perks of being a kool kat!

Saturday, June 27, 2015

MLG Cat

dis kat is a kool kat! he is MLG and sponsord by Mountain Dew and Doritos! sum day i em going to b him. he is life.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Ted 2

i luv me best frend! Ted! he is me brother from a notha mother! i luv hanging out and we do so much together.

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Driving Cat

jus a remynder, go on a drive with purr kitten! it is rly fun and me katz luvvv car rides!

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Surfing Cat

az yu can see, i em having a gr8 summer shredding da sea with me new board! it is rly fun to hang 10 like me!

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Happy Father's Day!

hapy fathers day to all those sly daddy katz and i wish yu the best of tiem wathching ur kittenz!

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Inside Out

Anger, Fear, Disgust, Sadness, Joy, and Grumpiness. 
all de emoshuns felt by humens and katz! 

Friday, June 19, 2015

Kat Kong

dis is me fav book ever! jus finished this 4 sumer reading and thought the protaguhnist  was rly a kool kat. sum dei i want to b Kat Kong

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Statue of Liberty

Dcided to stop bai and check the Statue of Liberty ! how do i look? i thenk i look vary firey and American. also happy late bday statue of lib!

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

NBA Champions 2015

me and me client Steph Curry are so heppy to have won the finals that we don't even mind the press confurence! just look at dat nice trophee! so shinee! i want to conkatzulate the mvp Iggy too! gr8 win boys!

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Email me!

hai guys! i recently maed a email so if yu guys want to hit me up and chet about cats plz email me at koolkatzblog.com !

Monday, June 15, 2015

NBA Finals

looks liek the splash brothers jus got a new brother, me! i em just a sharp shoother at the 3 poynt lien. steph and play are so gud, but when i em here we are unstoppable!

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Vacation

ahh eets about tiem i go on vacation. just a pic of me relaxengly piloting dis plane thru some clouds. me family loves going on plane rides.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Bonfire

 i luv the smell of de wood burning and me marshmallow is giting that perfict goldin brown. mmm i love bonfires and being with me felines during the summer. i wish all fell oh katz a safe bonfire tiem.

Friday, June 12, 2015

Jurassic World

omg thenk you so much Chris Pratt 4 sayving me from those crazy velocoraptors. This was a bone scary moment me frends!

Thursday, June 11, 2015

CMT Music Awards

i em so country that when me miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood performed, Luke Bryan shed a tear! I can knot believe thet i won so many awards! God bless the fans, the World, and God! 

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Ball is Life

whet is lyfe? a questshun asked by many of the most respekted philosophers een the world. meny peepole ansewer this quistion with a question of their own, what is lyfe not? but me, just a simpel tabby orange ket, respond to the question with Ball is Lyfe.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Women's World Cup

me whole squad haz agreed thet the women's world cup is appealing to us. we enjoi analyzing the gameplay and maeking highlight reels for our favorite teems. Comment below your country and show your support!

Monday, June 8, 2015

CatCon LA

gr8 tiem dis weekend at CatCon LA! luvd seeing me fellow felines and enjoing yummy treats! look at dis tongue, eets blu!

Sunday, June 7, 2015

FC Barcelona

congratz to all the kool katz on FC Barcelona! great win todayz guys in the Champions League Final. gud job juventus yu guys played well, but we managed to pul it off. again, great job me people.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Belmont Stakes

oh wel dis is awkward... eet seems to me that me and me loyal steed have stumbled into the Belmont Stakes... I feel sorry for de horses cuz me dog is fast as a flea!

Friday, June 5, 2015

Graduation

conkatzulations to all graduates of 2015 I wish yu all da best of luck in ur futores! dis is me studying for finals cuz I need some Gud grades!

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Summer!

jus relexing on the beach and playing some video games! so happy dat summer is here!

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Iggy Azalea and Nick Young

i can't wait for the big weddeng! me girl Iggy A and Swaggy P are getting married! i am so honored to be chosen to say a few werdds about thum. seems liek just yesterday i was teachin Nick his basketball skills.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner

omg! what exsiting news! me and me girl have just announced that yu should be calling us by our real names Caitlyn and Catlyn. We are like twins! just look at de resemblance!

Monday, June 1, 2015

Greatest Selfie Ever!

dis is the gr8est selfie ever taken! so blessd to be able to b in dis moment with all of me besets buds. sorry obama maybe next time yu can be in it with us.

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Arsenal

Gud job guise! way to go arsenal in ur F.A. cup win. thet was a beeutiful match. i can't w8 to show me family da trophy me kittens will love it!

Saturday, May 30, 2015

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Thursday, May 28, 2015

NBA Finals

kyreee! pass me de ball. dis is a pic of me abowt to brek curry's ankle in a catillion peaces. ugh i em so excited for the nba finels. I think both teems rly dservd it.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

American Ninja Warrior

prez de gods in heven! american neenja warrior iz back! today i D-stroyd the course wit a record tiem of 48 seconds! Can't weight 4 Kacey CATenzarro to preform! 

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Sally Ride

happy bday to me girl Sally Ride! such fun tiems we had in space. oh look! i cen see me house from here!

Monday, May 25, 2015

Memorial Day

happy memorial day to every1 end espeshully de soldiers and der families. thenk yu for fieting for the united states! 

Sunday, May 24, 2015

UFC

man me moves are so gud. i haev been training since i was a kitten! they called me the karate kitten. flying jump keeks are the best!

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Steph Curry

yesss steph! i know yur goeng to have a great game to day! yur shooting ees as hot as curry! just knoe I'm ur 1 fen. 

Friday, May 22, 2015

David Letterman

well david, eets been a gud run. i em so sad to see yu go. to celebr8 yur show, i weel giv yu dis cupcake. me heart goes out to yu and good luck on de rest of yur lyfe.

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Thursday, May 21, 2015

The Flash

zoom right past de bad gais, i em 2 spedy. i brek de sound barrier wit only four paws. me frend Flash is pretty fest too! together we tak down bad gais and cats.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

The Voice

dis is dee voiice! hello frnds what a finale yesterday! congratsz to a kool kat named Sawyer Fredericks. as always, eet was fun to perform with de judgis and chooz the winner. ill b back next year!

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Bad Blood Taylor Swift

*boom* wow we shur do haev some bad blud. was so fun firing me massive gun on set of me and TSwifts music video for Bad Blood. in me opinion, i haev a fiery furture ahed of me in de music vid biz. 

Monday, May 18, 2015

Billboard 2015 Music Awards

Wow! hed such a fun tiem hosting da billboard 2015 music awards! congretz to all artists who won yu gais deserved it. and what a fun tiem with my boy Luda and CTeigen! can't wait for next year!